Hey. Biscuit.

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Smh
People are such assholes

  • Me: *clicks "top 10 texas attractions" link*
  • Me: i swear, if the alamo is listed, im just gonna
  • Me: god damnit
  • Dad: You shaved your hair, again?
  • Me: Yep
  • Dad: STOP SHAVING THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY
  • Me: *shaves it as close as possible* Well I don't give a dickity damn.

You know, for a person that doesn’t eat much, I have a p good immune system.

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

How did I get this lucky?

Ah yes, considerate people make the world a better place.

Like this lady who gently closed the door to the doctor’s office instead of letting it slam.

shishkips:

SONIC ADVENTURE 2

Goddamn, I just want everything.