Hey. Biscuit.


I want another pair of sunglasses.

Yeah, so the cafeteria at this place bugs the shit out of me. I am dissatisfied.

Im sitting here eating this pretty terrible food with a flimsy fork that can’t even cut through soggy fish. If I didn’t buy a meal, and I walked in there just needing a fork, they would have charged me for it.

This guy keeps texting me and I don’t want to talk to him but he KEEPS AT IT. The frustration grows

I’m probably going to die from eating this fish I got at my work’s cafeteria.

Apr 8

The lunch ladies here are just as mean as the ones at school, holy cow.

Apr 7


i have the weirdest fucking crush on ian farmer from modern baseball like i know he’s not hot but he’S SO HOT


Apr 7

While looking at my credit card statement, I realized I spend most of my money on food and gas.

This could easily be fixed by cooking my own food and taking my lunch to work.

Apr 7

Complimentary coffee should be available at ALL office jobs.

Apr 7

How do they expect me to eat lunch in such a short amount of time? I’m one of the slowest eaters ever.

Apr 6


i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

I get annoyed when it’s at the top.

Apr 5

This camping trip is stressing me out.